i dreamt i had to go to mars.: Archive

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those kids were fast as lightning...

Coming home from Cali, we threw all my clothes in the wash, and I realised I didn’t have any pants. NONE. As I was flipping around my room, I accidentally found my old karate uniform… am now currently sporting kick-ass (literally) karate pants. Crisis averted!

Dec 31st

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Dec 29th

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meanwhile, at the fake wine castle...

Dude #1: Whoa, this castle is sweet! * takes pictures *

Dude #2: Haha, now you can title your facebook album, 'Trip to Europe.'

Dec 27th

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“Grope.”

– my dad, meaning to say ‘grape’

Dec 27th

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“It’s like a medieval photobooth!”

– Eric, family friend, on an old church confession booth

Dec 27th

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my body has a new hobby: flash fevers

Ugh, I’ve been having flash fevers yesterday and randomly throughout my last semester. It doesn’t come attached with any colds/flu/coughs/illnesses but occurs suddenly and leaves me with fever symptoms (aka feeling like shit.) Nothing a hot shower and warm soup can’t fix, but still so random nonetheless. Holding out for a sick-free Christmas… ><

Dec 25th

“Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They’ve got...”

– Michael Scott, The Office, A Benihana Christmas 3x10 (via rocketlauncher)

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 20th

today: saved my family from grand mal...

Parents and I went shopping today, and before we hit the register I miraculously spotted a large box carrying this hideous mutant light-up snowman-popsicle combination. (At least that’s what it looked like.) Of course, I promptly removed it from the cart, saving my entire family from colossal humiliation and a clean 30 bucks. Mission accomplished.

Dec 20th

Story of My Life

lacouleurjaune: New school semester: At the first week: At the second week: Before the mid-term test: During the mid-term test: After the mid-term test: Before the final exam: Once know the final exam schedule: 7 days before final exam: 6 days before final exam: 5 days before final exam: 4 days before final exam: 3 days before final exam: 2 days before final exam: 1 day before...

Dec 19th

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DONE WITH SEMESTER

BACK HOME AT LONG LAST. This semester dragged out for too long (o hai, final on the last day of finals) buuuuuuut it’s all right, because no more work for a fuckin’ month. And that is a very good thing :D

Dec 19th

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Red Remover Game →

Just beat this entire thing; am feeling very very accomplished, as I’ve been rotting on it for the past few days. So addicting though.. plus it works your logic skillz, so check it out :D Plus, the smiley blocks are adorable, and whenever you beat the level, children cheer for you with a very enthusiastic, British-sounding ‘Yeh!’ If you fail though, you get something else...

Dec 18th

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MISSING:

-gloves -one pair of underwear -one camera case -unknown number of socks -one purple shoe UGH I HATE END-OF-SEMESTER PACKING.

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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“Don’t ever call me fucking English again.”

– Malcolm Tucker (aka Sid’s dad) in response to the General in In the Loop. He is so, so obviously Scottish :D

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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LOLWHUT

Received an email from the ‘Juror Commissioner’ today saying I had just submitted a request for disqualification for jury duty because I wasn’t a US citizen. Two things: 1) I never received a jury duty notice… therefore I didn’t submit a disqualification request. 2) HOLY SHIT hahaha I might have actually gotten jury duty… and escaped.

Dec 15th

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Dec 12th

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Dec 12th

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Dec 12th

Learn Something Every Day →

Interesting factoids and cute accompanying illustrations, updated every day :D

Dec 12th

Dec 11th

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imadeyouabeard.com →

Dude, this girl actually makes and sells beards and moustaches! HERO.

Dec 11th

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blistered ankles!

But ice skating was nice, though. We have our own rink; it was super cute. :D

Dec 10th

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Dec 10th

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it's officially the beginning of finals week, i...

At around midnight, Mel and I were assaulted in all directions by an unexplained screaming of thousands…which was later revealed to be the ‘Freshman Howl’ and lasted for 5 terrifying minutes. I seriously thought a dorm was on fire, or something. That was some scary shit. Well anyway, hello finals week… * tentative wave *

Dec 9th

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