February 2010
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“Some people have said it was an awkward size, but once people play with it,...”
– Harry, Mel’s boyfriend, talking about the iPad. Cue new responding catchphrase, ‘…like my dick!’ (We’re making it happen, watch for it.)
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January 2010
46 posts
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/Yalira by The Very Best/
Wow, you could tell by...
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just deleted all 50,000 items in my trash and...
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here's to hoping he's still got that 'bum look'...
So I hear Cedric Edward our old pal R. Patts is comin’ to Cornell to film for ‘Water for Elephants’… yep, definitely lol’d at that one.
Especially since I think of THIS whenever his name comes up. xD
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mezzoforte:
{ surfer blood / swim (to reach the...
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back in ithaca! there was free cake, and the room...
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/Pa Pa Power by Dead Man’s Bones/
Jolie,...
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it's been a good day
Today my dad came back from Costco and HAND-DELIVERED me the vitamin gummy bears I’ve been craving since forever. So… amazing…
So just to make sure, nothing happens if you have too much Vitamin D, right? RIGHT?
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WatchTwin Sister: they’re so chill and dreamy.
Preview of their new EP, ‘Color Your Life’. Gorgeous video, all lights and sound. The way it should be.
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Typical Asian scare tactics
Jenny: also im hungry as FUCK, right? the one day my parents dont leave me food
Jolie: WTF
Jenny: my parents love this story
Jenny: they told me this ever since i was old enough to understand stories
Jenny: once upon a time there was a fat, lazy boy
Jenny: he was so lazy his parents usually had to feed him
Jenny: and he didn't move from the couch
Jenny: so then one week the parents had to go on vacation
Jenny: they were like, what should we do re: our fat lazy son?
Jenny: the mum was like 'oh ok, ill make him chinese pancakes (with meat inside) for every day we're gone'
Jenny: and then they'd put it on a necklace
Jenny: so the boy wouldn't have to move to eat tehm
Jenny: there were 3 onthe front, 3 on the back
Jenny: so then they left
Jenny: when they came back the boy was dead!
Jenny: because he was too lazy to pull the pancakes on the other side forward
Jenny: so he starved
Jenny: the end
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“You’re like an old Chinese lady— deaf as shit and always...”
– Dad, on me. ;__;
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because we're still in middle school...
Jolie: well
how is it
me: opening
ugh i hate opening packages
Jolie: that's the best part!
me: no! it's so hard!
what a tease!
Jolie: that's what she said
(later)
me: oooh, so pretty~
finally opened
Jolie: AND it's about opening packages
me: LMAO
Jolie: LOL
me: it's so funny, the package is like, so big
but the actual thing was tiny
80% was peanuts!
Jolie: stopppp
me: like the cushy kind
Jolie: you're like egging it on
me: LMAO i wasnt even trying
i'm loling irl
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ARGH, TOTAL CVS FAIL
Great, out of the three films I intended to develop, only one went through. I now have a medium format and a nonC41 film still on my hands, with no clue in the world how I’m getting them developed. >< Anyone know what to do?
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Dark chocolate covered pomegranates. Found in the...
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“Lip my stockings! Lip them!”
– Premium Fantasy woman (from Lost in Translation), trying to say ‘rip my stockings’
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some things are better left unsaid
(on gchat)
Bing: i think i et too much
me: will u essssssplode?
Bing: only ASSplode
me: ew *please*
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happy new year! happy new DECADE!
Wow, 2010. It was hard letting 2009 go because it was such an epic year. I think I’m going to have to do a proper year/decade in review before I welcome 2010… in a way I feel bad about putting the new year on hold, but I guess the years sometimes finish faster than I have time to appreciate it for.
And since it’s 4:30am and I can’t sleep, I think I’ll go do my...