i dreamt i had to go to mars.

asian parent superpowers

(on the drive back from Cornell)
Mum: You're coughing too much! Take some medicine! (throws me NyQuil)
Me: I can't take this now--it's NyQuil!
Mum: So?
Me: You take it at night... it makes you drowsy!
Mum: Whatever, your dad took a dose just now--see how he's not even coughing anymore!
Dad: And I feel very... awake.